Mix 14: Women With Muscles
01 Chrome / How Many Years Too Soon
02 A Certain Ratio / Shack Up
03 Captain Beefheart + Magic Band / Ashtray Heart
04 Devo / Auto Modown
05 Wire / Culture Vultures
06 Can / Nineteen Century Man
07 Six Fingers Satellite / Sex Transistor
08 Pere Ubu / Cloud 149
09 Wipers / Let’s Go Let’s Go Away
10 Joy Division / A Means To An End
11 Public Image Ltd. / Socialist
12 James White & The Contortions / Dish It Out
13 The Fall / Middle Mass
14 Section 25 / Girls Don’t Count
15 Tubeway Army / Listen To The Sirens
By Eric Paul
I don’t really know how I got there. But when i woke up this morning I had these thick hairless arms wrapped around my waist. I took a deep breath to make sure I was still living and then slivered my way out of the bear hug. Where the fuck am I?
I sat up and looked over at who’s arms were holding me captive and saw this jacked up women with dried blood and make-up smeared all over her strong ugly face. I looked around the room to try and find something that would give me clue as to where the fuck I was but all I could recognize was my clothing from last night scattered around the floor, a bottle of my brand Vodka, and a few unridden rails carefully lined up on a mirror hangin half off the night stand.
I stumbled into the bathroom to seek out a mirror that wasn’t covered in blow and saw that I too was covered in dried blood and also missing my two front teeth. I had scratches all over my chest and a black eye. I have to stop getting loaded and hooking up with the female body builders I admire at the gym.
I just never win.